Yesterday, Mom and Dad were not at home, so Dalin and Xiaolin had instant noodles. Who knows that because Dalin put too much chili powder, Xiaolin got diarrhea. However, he looked much better this morning, up until he heard…
This article will have basic vocabularies about the class, such as “exam” and “score”. The unique term here is 考鴨蛋, which is a term used colloquially (and humorously) to say “to get a zero score”.
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大林：「你的肚子好了没？」
小林：「嗯，我好多了。」
大林：「你放心，下次我不会放辣椒粉。」
小林：「那就好，我以后不会被你毒死了。」
大林：「嗯，以后我放牛奶粉就好。」
小林：「大哥啊拜托，如果你这样那我以后真的不会吃你做的菜了。」
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大林哈哈笑
大林：「你都不会做菜，如果没有我，你上学之前要吃什么呢？石头？」
小林：「噢对了，说到上学，今天是星期几啊？」
大林：「星期天，怎么了？」
小林：「星期天？真的假的？我明天有数学考试啊！」
大林：「那你完蛋了。」
小林：「你为什么不早告诉我今天是星期天啊！」
大林：「我哪知道你明天有考试？」
小林：「好了，不跟你说话了，我要到我房间去复习了。」
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小林就跑去他的房间，把门关起来。
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大林心里想：「小林每次有数学考试都会紧张，然后去房间把门锁上，说要复习。但为什么他的分数还是很低呢？都快要考鸭蛋了。」
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昨天爸爸媽媽不在家，所以大林和小林吃方便麵，誰知道因爲大林放太多辣椒粉，小林就拉肚子了。不過，他今天早上看起來好多了。
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大林：「你的肚子好了沒？」
小林：「嗯，我好多了。」
大林：「你放心，下次我不會放辣椒粉。」
小林：「那就好，我以後不會被你毒死了。」
大林：「嗯，以後我放牛奶粉就好。」
小林：「大哥啊拜託，如果你這樣那我以後真的不會吃你做的菜了。」
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大林哈哈笑
大林：「你都不會做菜，如果沒有我，你上學之前要吃什麼呢？石頭？」
小林：「噢對了，說到上學，今天是星期幾啊？」
大林：「星期天，怎麼了？」
小林：「星期天？真的假的？我明天有數學考試啊！」
大林：「那你完蛋了。」
小林：「你爲什麼不早告訴我今天是星期天啊！」
大林：「我哪知道你明天有考試？」
小林：「好了，不跟你說話了，我要到我房間去複習了。」
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小林就跑去他的房間，把門關起來。
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大林心裡想：「小林每次有數學考試都會緊張，然後去房間把門鎖上，說要複習。但爲什麼他的分數還是很低呢？都快要考鴨蛋了。」
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English translation:
Yesterday, Mom and Dad were not at home, so Dalin and Xiaolin had instant noodles. Who knows that because Dalin put too much chili powder, Kobayashi got diarrhea. However, he looked much better this morning.
Dalin: “Is your stomach better?”
Xiaolin: “Yes, I am much better.”
Dalin: “You can rest assured that I won’t put chili powder next time.”
Xiaolin: “That’s good, I won’t be poisoned by you in the future.”
Dalin: “Well, I will put milk powder in the future.”
Xiaolin: “Big Brother, please, if you do it, I really won’t eat the dishes you made in the future.”
Dalin laughed heartily
Dalin: “You can’t cook. If I’m not here, what do you want to eat before going to school? Stone?”
Xiaolin: “Oh, yes, speaking about, what day is it today?”
Dalin: “Sunday, What happened?”
Xiaolin: “Sunday? For real? I have a math test tomorrow!”
Dalin: “Then you are finished.”
Xiaolin: “Why don’t you tell me that it is Sunday today!”
Dalin: “How can I know you have an exam tomorrow?”
Xiaolin: “Okay, I’ll stop talking to you now, I have to go to my room to review.”
Xiaolin ran to his room and closed the door.
Dalin thought: “Xiaolin will be nervous every time he had a math exam, then go to the room and lock the door and say that he wants to review. But why is his score still very low? His scores almost score a duck egg (zero).”
The photo is taken from here.